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12/21/2010

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Kate @ M is for make

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Brighton Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,023.50 into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a loft conversion contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Brighton HSBC Bank (Ditchling Road Branch).

We are now ready to transfer the fund and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a Brighton bank account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for chocolate and wine and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your children's birthdays and favourite toys

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you.

Please reply urgently.
Stay bless

nina - tabiboo

Scammers - bah humbug!!

Thanks for popping in and saying 'Hi' and hellooooo from this side of coast.

Merry Christmas

Nina xxx

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